Holey Moley: Alpinestars Effex Gore-Tex “Final Review”
Wow, what a bum of a week.
The weather has been miserable. Someone at work said the other day, “did you come in on your bike?” and I said, “Yeah?” She looked a bit confused and continued, “is it not really difficult in these conditions?” “Yeah it is but you choose your own path I guess.”
And I wouldn’t change it for anything. I love my bike and I knew when I signed up for this what the negatives would be. I like being able to miss out on the queue on the way to work. I like not having to worry about it. I like being able to sleep longer in the morning because I don’t have to beat the queues.
So yeah, it is difficult and I do end up soaking through, and at the time I think, “this is shit” but then I remember why I do it and it’s ok.
Anyway, this week is over and in a special way. It’s the 8th day of the 8th month of the 8th millenium year, 08-08-08. This will NEVER happen again until…actually I dont know when. What happens when we get to 2100? What do we call it? 00? 100?
Oh well.
The news
My boots, my brilliant Alpinestars boots have broke. I am devestated. These were the boots that were with me from the start. The beginning of YamYam. And now they have big holes in them. My camera is dead so I will post pics up when I get home, but there is one great big hole in the sole of the boot and another where the shift patch has worn through. These boots have kept me dry for….well over 600 days of sun, rain, wind, ice, snow, poo, sand, walking to the shops, cleaning my bike in and digging holes in the garden. They were mine. Moulded to my exact foot shape and I knew they were brilliant because I never thought about them. I guess that’s when you know your gear is good, when you don’t notice it. But now the impenetrable Gore-Tex forcefield has been rendered totally useless with 2 great big holes in it. Oh well
What they arrived like:

Taken from Alpinestars official site
And this is what they departed like:

Used and abused

Shift patch is worn through

Holey Moley in the bottom of the boot
These boots, for £118 or whatever I purchsed them for, are pretty much bullet proof. They offer superior comfort, water proofing, looks, durability. Yeah they dont have much protection or plastic bits but they are a great commuting boot and absolutely perfect for what I needed them for.
This will be the “Final Review,” the first one ever on YamYam, and it’s really sad that these are gone.
A lot of you may be reading this and thinking, “He’s a bit sad to be so upset about a pair of boots!” And you are right. But when these boots have taken you through 4 countries, every single weather condition imaginable, 2 accidents, cleaning my last 4 bikes every weekend and walking up to the shops in them when it’s been raining (which in Scotland is quite a lot) you can start to hopefully see why I am so attached to them.
So anyway,
I should just get another pair right? Well no. I know it’s silly as I would have another pair of these in a second, but I fancy a change.
I am not straying too far from what I am used to though.
May I present my new choice of mega boot:

Image taken from www.gearzone.fi (Google Image search)
So when thinking about replacements for my absolutely brilliant Alpinestars Effex Gore-Tex boots I summed up what I wanted.
I wanted a comfortable, warm, waterproof, durable boot with improvements over the A-Stars boot, namely the shift patch and the sole.
As you know, I bought the Puma Desmo 800′s a while back and I absolutely love them. I actually thought I purchased the Gore-Tex version but sadly I was cheated. Never the less, they are a great warm/dry weather boot and supremely comfortable. So instead of NOW getting the Desmo 800 Gore-Tex version, I had a wee browse of the other Puma boots.
I think I actually saw the Brutale’s in Hein Gericke when I nipped along at lunch one day and they were £120 for the Gore-Tex version. I wanted to buy them right there and then but at that time my Alpinestars were fine.
The Brutales are nice, they look similar to my Desmo’s but come in black with a black velvety swoosh and black metal bit at the back, black boot with blue bits or brown boot with copper bits.
If they had a black boot with copper version I would have bought them, but I dont want a brown boot so went for the blue to differ from my Desmos.
So yeah!
If I am being honest I actually have a pair of the Brutales right now. This is because I ordered the non-Gore-Tex version (again) but have spoken to J&S and they are sending out the Gore-Tex ones to swap.
So instead of posting up the review now, I will wait to give them the usual in depth YamYam treatment.
I am really excited about them. Puma make some of the comfiest boots you can wear and that’s some achievement given my Effex comfort levels were 10/10.
I hope that they are good. I hope that they perform well for the coming 20 months or longer. One things for sure, the Brutale’s have a big boots to fill.
Thanks for visiting folks,
Gordon
Update: Furygan Orona Jacket Review
Hello and welcome to the first of the mega updates.
After watching a pretty crap covered semi-final, Germany have won and I am in the mood to be critical.
A while back I wrote about the Furygan Orona textile jacket that I had finally found after over a year of searching. I wrote about all the little details of the jacket that set it apart from the rest. Well a detail that I never even thought about has become the main let down of this jacket, and that is the lining.

If you can imagine a basic, old school waterproof jacket. The ones that are like plastic. Well imagine that type of material inside a motorcycle jacket. Now imaging said jacket, apparently a “summer” jacket, in 24°c and what do you get? A big sweaty betty.
I wore this jacket for 7 days non-stop (with exception to sleeping.) I wore it through a variety of conditions, from raining to cold to scorching to really windy. And in most it performed really well. It remained completely dry within when I wore it in extreme downpours. It remained warm inside when it was both windy and cold.The thermal lining, which has space age tin foil stuff in it, was excellent and did the job perfectly.
However when it was sunny the jacket quickly became too hot inside resulting in very sweaty bodies. It was like wearing cling film in a sauna. This then threw up a few more problems like the uncomfortable inner elbow and wrist lining. The wrist closure is weird. It zips up to the edge of the cuff and also has a velcro closure as well, but I find that the zip makes the cuff very rigid, which makes putting gloves over the cuff quite sore. And it’s the only way you can wear gloves because there is no room to put them under the cuff. It was however quite nice, when it was really hot, to keep the zips open and have the gloves inside the wide cuff.
The thermal lining, whcih is meant to keep one warm when it’s a bit chilly, was pretty handy to remove this discomfort. I even started using it even when it was sunny because it removed the crap lining from my skin. It may just be me, but I think the tin foil thing actually acted as a thermostat, keeping me cool in the blazing sun….great.
This is a pretty bad issue considering that this is meant to be a summer jacket. You would think that a mesh or light fabric would be used inside a summer jacket, and not a plastic like non-breathable liner.
A few more points of interest are the rigidness of the jacket. The outer has a lot of small padded areas stitched in to it, which looks really smart, but makes the jacket quite rigid. This means that when you get on the bike and sit, the whole jacket seems to ride up, making shoulder checks and other movements quite forced. It’s not a very natural fit.
So really what I am saying is, this jacket is more suited to colder summer days, the ones where you need that bit more heat retention rather than dissipation. It is perfect for Autum I would suggest and perhaps the odd warmer winter day, as the thermal lining is excellent. However due to uncomfortable lining and very uncomfortable wrists, this is certainly a jacket that is needing some improvement.
I still think it’s a superb looking jacket and if there was some attention on the negatives, it could be a brilliant jacket.
On the flip side, the relief came when I took the thermal lining out my RST Paragon jacket. It has a mesh liner and it a joy to wear when it’s hot. A good all rounder, if only it was waterproof.
Thanks for looking and stay tuned for more gear updates.
Cheers
Gordon
RST GP Pilot Race Gloves

Hello everyone,
I got new summer gloves the other day (see “Full usage…”) and I thought I would show you them. They are RST GP Pilot gloves, retail at £69.99 and you can see the RST web page here. They are really comfy, a lot more so than the Alpinestars Sledge I got last week ( I still have to bed them in though) and are a full race glove. There’s lots of tech in it, but it’s all on their site so check it out. For the rest of the pics click the link below.
Thanks for looking!
Gordon










