Stop going fast around corners you…you…

A guy was telling me today at work that he was out on his Ducati Multistrada at the weekend and noticed the rozzers in his mirrors.

Carrying on as normal he suddenly found himself being blue-lighted and pulled over. He said that the cops suspected he either stole the bike or was drunk, so he got the breathaliser and then told,

“You are going to fast in the corners. Stop it.”

I burst out laughing.

They gave him a caution and sent him on his way.

Brilliant.